Paris wears a magic bra

They’ve always been this big, honest

It goes without saying that Paris Hilton loves to be the center of attention. She loves it so much that she’s talking to the media… about her rack. Again. From ContactMusic:

A spokesperson for Hilton insists she hasn’t had her breasts surgically altered, crediting “a prototype from her Paris Hilton ‘push-up’ bra line” for the star’s enlarged cleavage.

The representative adds: “Paris has never had plastic surgery.”

First a “friend” and now a publicist come out to defend her rack. I don’t remember anyone being concerned about whether or not her boobs were real, and I’m not buying the story about her push up bra. It could be implants, she could be pregnant, or it could just be all the pearl necklaces she’s been wearing.

Reese Witherspoon jogging in Santa Monica (8/18)

+ Megan Fox grabs her boobs [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Lill Allen Nipple Slip Fight [Egotastic!]
+ Jennifer Garner confirms that she’s fat [Just Jared]
+ America Ferrera is photoshopped [Lossip]
+ Brody and Spencer get into fight at Hills premiere party [Webster’s Is My Bitch]

+ Tom and Katie living separate lives [ICYDK]
+ THe Hoff has his own social network [Attuworld]
+ Paris Hilton launches search for a British best friend [Cele|bitchy]
+ Petra Nemcova refresher course 101 [Horny Oyster]

[Flynet]

Hookers need inspiration, too

Victoria Beckham is suing British magazine Now for saying that she uses diet pills to stay thin. From OK Magazine:

The skinny star is furious because tabloid rag Now said that she had her sister sneak the tablets from the UK to Los Angeles to help her keep her weight down.

According to reports, the mom of three is said to be “horrified”, and even says the false claims are “dangerous” because she is a role model to so many people.

Are we talking about the same Victoria Beckham? Because the one I’m thinking of wears strategically placed leopard-print material and shoes I’ve only seen on hookers (in the movies of course, I’d never pay for sex) and is in no way a role model for anyone. Besides, everyone knows how she stays so thin. 2 fingers to thinner thighs!

NOTE: For the first time in like three years, I’m taking a vacation. I’ll be in Beijing all week. I’m posting new stuff as much as possible, as well as mixing in some classic posts and some new features (The Daily Bikini). Normal posting will resume next Monday. Peace!

ORIGINAL POST: September 28, 2007

Somalia? More like “Fun”malia

Since it was announced that Harrison Ford would be starring in the fourth installment of the Indiana Jones franchise–due to hit theatres in 2008–the star has been on a “grueling fitness regime.” Ford last played the role of the professor/adventurer/archeologist nearly 18 years ago while still a spry 46-year-old. According to his girlfriend, Calista Flockhart:

“He’s on a strict high-protein diet. He’s eating lots of fish and vegetables. It’s hard but he’s already looking great for it. He wants to make sure Indy is as tough as he always was.” (Source)

I love it when old people try to act like they’re still valued members of society. It’s so darn funny. Like Somalia, what with its dirt roads, sectarian violence, lack of potable water, and high infant mortality rate . . . It’s a laugh riot!

Emmy Rossum

Emmy Rossum at a breast cancer benefit in Los Angeles (8/16)

[WENN]

Cheyenne Tozzi bikini pics

Hooray for new features! Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi in Sydney, Australia (1/2008)

[Pacific Coast News]

NOTE: For the first time in like three years, I’m taking a vacation. I’ll be in Beijing all week. I’m posting new stuff as much as possible, as well as mixing in some classic posts and some new features (The Daily Bikini). Normal posting will resume next Monday. Peace!

ORIGINAL POST: February 13, 2007

Joe Francis kisses and tells

Joe Francis gave an exclusive interview to the UK tabloid News of the World over the weekend. Francis talked about his childhood, his influence on America, and his insecurities . . . kidding — he mainly talked about nailing a bunch of celebrities.

Regarding Paris Hilton:

“Me and Paris had sex in every place you can imagine, in every corner of the world. One time we felt horny while on my plane—so we popped into the bathroom for fast, furious sex on the sink. She loved being filmed during sex. too. There must be hours of footage. The touch of a woman’s body also drove her crazy. I watched it—what man wouldn’t give his right arm for that?”

Regarding Kimberly Stewart:

“Regarding the bedroom, Kimberly is without doubt the best sex ever — she’s wild.”

Regarding Lindsay Lohan:

“Paris was better than her at oral sex. But I love Lindsay and she’s a very, very close friend. Right now I’m a shoulder to cry on during a tough time.”

And finally, regarding Tara Reid:

“Tara just lay there — she didn’t move a muscle! I might as well have been in bed alone.” (Source)

I’m stunned, really. There’s no other way to put it. No, no, no — not about Joe Francis banging all these famous chicks, but the fact that he has a freaking jet. A jet! I used powdered milk for my cereal this morning and this douche bag has his own jet. It’s gonna take a lot of counseling for me to get over this one. Is it considered bad taste to bring a sleeping bag to your therapist’s office? God I hope not.

[INFDaily.com]

Kate Beckinsale in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (8/17)

+ Carmen Electra and Kim Kardashian catfight! [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Jimi Hendrex sex tape clip [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Audrey Tatou bikini pics [Egotastic!]
+ Adriana Lima nip slip? Sure! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Kristin Cavallari used to have such a nice ass [Bastardly]

+ Eva Longoria looks . . . happy [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Michael Phelps is not banging Amanda Beard [Dlisted]
+ Megan Fox is a really hot nun [Popoholic]
+ Who’s got a defensive ass? [A Socialite’s Life]

+ Silvina Luna is the International Babe of the Day [Double Viking]
+ Heidi Montag kinda looks attractive [F-Listed]
+ Eva La Rue is getting old [Busted Coverage]
+ Britney Spears talks diet [Allie Is Wired]

NOTE: For the first time in like three years, I’m taking a vacation. I’ll be in Beijing all week. I’m posting new stuff as much as possible, as well as mixing in some classic posts and some new features (The Daily Bikini). Normal posting will resume next Monday. Peace!

ORIGINAL POST: August 18, 2006

Paris Hilton shoots and scores

In June of this year Paris Hilton attended the MuchMusic Video Awards (sorta like the Canadian MTV). Apparently she caused quite a stir, hooking up with NHL Goalie/Soon-to-be-Herpes-Spokesman Jose Theodore:

Theodore, now with the Colorado Avalanche and the new father of a three-month-old baby girl, escorted the hotel heiress to the MuchMusic Video Awards.

They were later seen in a passionate embrace at a restaurant and partied the night away at a club.

According to a devoted reader of this site, Paris and Thedore did a little bit more than “embrace”:

On the lighter note my friend was at the MMVA awards in Toronto (Canada, EH??) & saw Paris, the big skankoid getting it on with some stupid hockey guy at the after party. The dude had his hand up her so called dress. So now we over here are terrified of catching some type of STD or adopting her stray pets.

Now that submission comes from an anonymous emailer who heard it from a friend so it’s a pretty damn rock-solid piece of gossip if you ask me.

On a serious note, let’s stop with the Paris-bashing. She’s a human being, too. Hey…how did every word of that last sentence get linked?

[INFDaily.com]

Inna Zobova

Russian supermodel Inna Zobova

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